Evolution or Creation?

It’s obviously both, people. I created the species and programmed it to evolve. Every so often you get an upgrade, such as getting rid of all the body hair, or walking upright. Yes, I know, some people still have body hair, but they may have evolved in other ways. Like being able to walk around shirtless without waxing. I’d say that proves their ego is pretty evolved, wouldn’t you?

evolutionAnyway, it’s pretty silly to think that I created Adam to look like a guy just waiting for Brooks Brothers to come along and invent their suits. Or that Eve stood up after rib augmentation surgery and asked where her shampoo commercial would be shot.

Evolution is not a uniform activity. Some people stopped evolving a few centuries before others. Examples are Rush Limbaugh, the guys from Duck Dynasty, and pretty much every fundamentalist preacher or cleric that comes to mind. Although, Rush seems like the type that would have back hair and walk around shirtless, so I’ll concede the evolution of his ego.

The fact is, I’ve given you guys enough evidence to show that, just like computers, you get a hardware upgrade and a new software version every so often. You just have to use the brains I gave you to see it. Did you get the upgrade? If you didn’t, just keep your shirt on and buy lots of wax.

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